catjesus (catjesus) wrote,
catjesus
catjesus

Ah meow the harvest of fall

I was working in meow garden today. The leaves betokened a coming meow fall. The dirt was wormy and fun to move around meow. And meow, while digging and tracing the faint yet readily detectable (to a steel-hardened predatory machine such as myself that is) scents of gophers and rabbits, which had, I must resignedly admit, escaped until that point my ninja like small animal killing pow'r, found something! And do you know what I found while digging to make a meow pee pee and poo poo? I found turnips. That's right, not just one meow. A whole motherfucking shitload of them meow. And that meant what meow? Meow what?

TIME FO DE TURNIP DANCE
TURNIP DANCE
SPINNING SPINNING KITTY
GOING GOING KITTY
SPINNING WITH MY PAW PAWS
MEOWY MEOWY PAW PAWS
YOU KNOW DAT TURNIP DANCE
YOU SEE'D DAT TURNIP DANCE
WHEN I BE DO MAH JUMPIN
YOU KNOWS I'SE UPS TA SUMTIN
DAT IS DE TURNIP DANCE
MEOW
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