I was working in meow garden today. The leaves betokened a coming meow fall. The dirt was wormy and fun to move around meow. And meow, while digging and tracing the faint yet readily detectable (to a steel-hardened predatory machine such as myself that is) scents of gophers and rabbits, which had, I must resignedly admit, escaped until that point my ninja like small animal killing pow'r, found something! And do you know what I found while digging to make a meow pee pee and poo poo? I found turnips. That's right, not just one meow. A whole motherfucking shitload of them meow. And that meant what meow? Meow what?
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