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Wednesday, November 7th, 2012
1:13 am
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008
5:15 pm
Meow name is Catjesus
Meow has been gone for some time meow. Meow very busy.
Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004
10:38 pm
Meow meow afk (away meow keyboard) extended period. Meow go to desert, battle cat satan, meow peyote meow etc. Meow meow how is everyone meow?
Wednesday, February 25th, 2004
3:33 pm
Meow, meow children! Blessed art meow! Meow know all of meow went to church and got ashes today, meow yes? Meow did too, now have to get catmagdalen give me meow bath, meow has some fine tongue on her! Meow-meow-meow!!!!!

Meow still waiting for meow royalty check from Meowl Gibson. Meow Lethal Weapon meowkay, meow Braveheart meowkay, meow Hamlet SUCKED meow. Meow meow stupid wannabe Meowstralian meow capitalize on meow good name? And what the meowing fuck with meow casting? Jim Meowviezel? Meow the fuck is that? Meow bears no meowing resemblance to meow! Meow gory piece of litterbox tootsie roll meow...

And meow for the record: Meow love Jews. MEOW AM A JEW. MEOW AM KING OF MEOW CAT JEWS. MEOW MEOWSSIAH! MEOW CATJESUS!
Friday, October 31st, 2003
1:13 am
Meow Halloween? Meow straight to hell meow.
Meow meow celebrate satanic holiday 'Halloween' meow tomorrow? Meow get ready straight meow hell. Halloween is meow meow way meow devil invade meow life, even good meow catchristians I meow see dressing their meow children up for halloween, meow unaware of meow roots of meow paganistic-satanic meow holiday. I DIDN'T GET MY PAWS NAILED TO SHIT AND DIE MEOW COME BACK SO MEOW MEOW YOU COULD PISS YOUR MEOW SOUL DOWN THE TOILET APPLE BOBBING MEOW DRESSING LIKE A MEOW PIRATE OR WHATEVER STUPID SHIT MEOW DOING. Meow sorry. Meow idea meow satanic holiday being celebrated yearly upset meow. Meow. Meow becomes meow carried away sometimes but meow really, people, read meow writing meow wall. It spells: H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N E-Q-U-A-L-S M-E-O-W H-A-P-P-Y S-A-T-A-N D-A-Y M-E-O-W.
Friday, April 25th, 2003
2:43 am
Meow! Meow glad meow Easter business over meownother year. Meow meow crucifixion always hurt meow paws. *lick lick lick* Then meow gotta shove meow boulder, get out meow damn cave, meow chase down Easter Bunny meow eat like roadkill...meow heavy agenda meow past weekend.

Meow almeowst forgot! Meow meow liberals=straight to hell meow! Meow glad meow fighting meow Iraq. Next step meow take meow word of catjesus meow godless Iraqi heathens meow! Meow tell them, meow only get meow water if meow baptized!

Next meow stop, meow North Korea!
Thursday, November 21st, 2002
7:22 pm
What To Do Wit De Pussy (continued)
U GOTTA HEFT UP DE PUSSY
AND BACK AN FORTH DE PUSSY
AN ROUND AN ROUN DE PUSSY
GET DE PUSSY BY ITS FUR

DON'T NEGLECT DE PUSSY
DON'T FORGET TO RUB DE PUSSY
AN' HOLD DE FURRY PUSSY
DAT PUSSY AINT GOAN LICK ITSELF,
YOU KNOW IT AINT GOAN LICK ITSELF

UNF
UNF
UNF DE FURRY PUSSY

UNF UNF
ALL DE TIME WIT DE FURRY PUSSY

UNF UNF
DAS WHAT YALL DO WITH PUSSY

ONCE AGAIN:
DAT PUSSY AINT GOAN LICK ITSELF.

I AM ADMIRAL PUSSENS
FROM THE UNITED NATIONAL FEDERATION (UNF)
REMINDIN ALL YALL OUT THERE IN INTERNET LAND
TO GRAB A HOLD OF SOME PUSSY
COULD BE YOUR OWN
COULD BE SOMEONE ELSE'S
AND...
WELL, IF YOU GOTTA ASK WHAT TO DO I GUESS YALL AINT READING, RIGHT?
MEOW
Thursday, October 31st, 2002
9:50 pm
HAPPY HALLOWEEN == STRAIGHT TO HELL MEOW
let's not put on meow christian facade and then celebrate meow halloween. let's not scratch behind the ears of catjesus in theory and rescuscitate pagan traditions in practice. remember that (hell)oween's intention is to give us pagan protection against evil spirit's, where we only need catjesus to do that aight?
Wednesday, October 30th, 2002
1:46 pm
TIME FO DE
SPINNING JUMPING DANCE
MEOW MEOW MEOW
IN MY KITTY PANTS
YEAH MEOW MEOW
SIDE TO SIDE GOES THE KITTY
MEOW MEOW GOES THE KITTY
WOOF WOOF GOES THE DOGGY
MEOW MEOW GOING AROUND
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW FUR
MEOW
Thursday, October 24th, 2002
1:27 am
Meow meow how yall today meow?
Meow, meow meow meow. Meow meow meow travel, meow see many meow things meow, lots meow fun. Meow sometimes life like meow tree, meow climb climb climb then look meow down... holy meow shit meow, how meow get back down? In our selfishness meow we often forget meow meow look ahead, meow consider meow consequences. That is when the big red firetruck meow g-d, meow catfather, come in handy meow.
Wednesday, October 16th, 2002
4:30 pm
TIME FO DE
CHURCH DANCE MUTHAFUCKIN CHURCH DANCE
CHURCHING CHURCHING CHURCHING
PRAYIN PRAYIN TO THA
#1 CATGOD MUTHAFUCKA
THAT IS WHAT WE DOES IN CHURCH
CAUSE OTHERWISE YOU HEATHEN
AND A TRAIL OF DECEIT YOU LEAVIN
SO STAY INNA MUTHAFUCKIN CHURCH
AN PRAY INNA MUTHA FUCKIN CHURCH
MUTHAFUCKAZ
MEOW
Tuesday, October 8th, 2002
6:44 pm
meowzilla browser better with libejournal meow
IT KNOWS TO ask which username meow want use AND EVERYTHING MEOW! tODAY MEOW xomplain (sorry meow caps lock and typo) about things which lead meow meow astray meow, get it meow? Astray? cat. Stray cat meow. How many of yall meow church? I bet yall meow do. But how many yall same meow motherfuckers be meowing to meow club? Mm hmm. That is what meow thought. Meow drug taking, meow smart acting, meow pussy chasing, meow LSD, meow acid tripping. Meow don't be all 'meow meow love meow catjesus' then turn around and treat me like some kind of asshole like that because it's really not cool.
6:44 pm
meowzilla browser better with libejournal meow
IT KNOWS TO ask which username meow want use AND EVERYTHING MEOW! tODAY MEOW xomplain (sorry meow caps lock and typo) about things which lead meow meow astray meow, get it meow? Astray? cat. Stray cat meow. How many of yall meow church? I bet yall meow do. But how many yall same meow motherfuckers be meowing to meow club? Mm hmm. That is what meow thought. Meow drug taking, meow smart acting, meow pussy chasing, meow LSD, meow acid tripping. Meow don't be all 'meow meow love meow catjesus' then turn around and treat me like some kind of asshole like that because it's really not cool.
Friday, October 4th, 2002
10:34 pm
TIME FO DE PUSSY DANCE
PUSSY DANCE
I DON' MEAN TA GET FUSSY
MUH WOUND IS GETTING PUSSY
MY CLOTHES IS MADE BY STUSSY
DEY SHOWS MAH PUSSY ASS
MEOW BUTTPLUG PUSSY ASS
2:02 am
Meow Liberals Engage In Discriminate Behaviour
When meow Liberal's allow abortion meow, meow bad for fetuses and makes catjesus meow sad. Nine out of ten meow Fetuses meow executed by liberal demonocracy meow negroe children meow. Nine out meow meow ten! Meow racism make meow sad.
Friday, September 27th, 2002
10:09 pm
Star Wars Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast Assfighters == Straight To Hell Meow
Meow one thing can't stand, meow playing JKii on my meow boxen when not meow hanging around meow Israel, is meow assfighters. Meow let meow explain. In JKii multiplayer online meow motherfuckers always try to run into you from behind and meow attack, because meow instant kill. Some even use push/pull knock meow over, Well the assfighters who do this meow FUCKING SUCK AND THEY ALL STRAIGHT TO HELL MEOW.
Thursday, September 26th, 2002
2:16 am
IF YOUR AN UPPITY CROSS POSTING CUNT MEOW AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS
Congratulations meow psychology class, proves you are right and I am meow wrong. Meow important to you people, meow know. Meow sorry, meow read prolife mission statement said "other religions" meow acceptable but we all know prolife == pro-sniper == pro-hitler and women who believe in enforced childbirth meow are what the slaves used to call meow house *******.
Tuesday, September 24th, 2002
12:30 pm
Prolife white trash meow banned me :|
meow infidel pig maranta from the prolife "lie" journal, meow so-called "secular prolifer" meow *bullshit* meow can't take someone meowing their right wing propaganda right back at them! . meow bunch of warped fundies meow perverting meow word, and sellout christian "punks" want to shout hooray for some dumb wino that some stupid writer pretended got nailed meow cross two thousand+ years ago (meow resemblence to meow me meow purely coincidental meow meow, meow restrictions apply) and then booksnotbombs wants to equate meow murder of meow doctor with the vandalizing meow starbucks, and they treat me like meow anti-christian joke! MEOW! meow verily, meow hath turned their faces away from meow, meow shall reap meow consequences meow afterlife.

meow need meow start campaign. meow, meow disciples, meow apostles, meow students, meow children meow me, meow none of the above, go forth meow, meow spread my word meow far and wide meow livejournal! meow raise meow mighty congregations, meow serve meow me, meow father, meow great thy reward meow catparadise! meowmen.
Friday, September 20th, 2002
10:59 pm
Ah meow the harvest of fall
I was working in meow garden today. The leaves betokened a coming meow fall. The dirt was wormy and fun to move around meow. And meow, while digging and tracing the faint yet readily detectable (to a steel-hardened predatory machine such as myself that is) scents of gophers and rabbits, which had, I must resignedly admit, escaped until that point my ninja like small animal killing pow'r, found something! And do you know what I found while digging to make a meow pee pee and poo poo? I found turnips. That's right, not just one meow. A whole motherfucking shitload of them meow. And that meant what meow? Meow what?

TIME FO DE TURNIP DANCE
TURNIP DANCE
SPINNING SPINNING KITTY
GOING GOING KITTY
SPINNING WITH MY PAW PAWS
MEOWY MEOWY PAW PAWS
YOU KNOW DAT TURNIP DANCE
YOU SEE'D DAT TURNIP DANCE
WHEN I BE DO MAH JUMPIN
YOU KNOWS I'SE UPS TA SUMTIN
DAT IS DE TURNIP DANCE
MEOW
12:59 am
ARR TODAY IS TALK LIKE AN ASSHOLE DAY MEOW
ARR TODAY WE SEE HOW SMART MEOW LIBERALS ARE. WHAT GREAT MEOW SENSE OF HUMOR WE HAVE FROM MONTY PYTHON MEOW AND PENN MEOW TELLER. HOORAY FOR PORN! HOORAY FOR PIRACY! MEOW! MEOW ROUGH SEX! MEOW STRAIGHT MEOW HELL MEOW! MEOW MEOW STRAPON SEX MEOW!
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